We are excited about the new launch - AffiloBlueprint by Mark Ling and his Affilorama team on April 28th, 2009. It is going to be a huge one and we got a sneak peak on what AffiloBlueprint would contain.

AffiloBlueprint is designed for both the affiliate marketing newbie who wants a step-by-step guide to creating a successful affiliate business, plus includes the highly valuable wordpress theme which makes it super straightforward for newbies to set up high quality AffiloBlueprint-style websites.

The course duration is 12 weeks, and Mark teaches the process of building a profitable affiliate site, from market research and choosing a good niche, to SEO, PPC and monetizing your site. Mark proves the formula with example websites (in fact in the first AffiloBlueprint it was recorded live as Mark made a profitable website from scratch in front of a live audience, this time it isn’t taught ‘live’ so as to better organize the training for the users).

We wish Mark all the best on his new launch.

Picture it.  You create some content and then just sit back and let the audience do all the work for you by forwarding your message on to all their friends and connections.  This is what viral marketing is and the successful campaigns are ones that spread like wildfire through social media communities.  When people think of viral ads, they automatically think of video but it doesn’t always have to be.  Viral messages can be in the form of content too – articles and blogs are fodder for social media buffs to link on their sites too.

TOOLS TO USE

When you want to launch a viral campaign, go straight to sites like Facebook and YouTube.  These sites have millions of viewers and interesting or funny content will spread like wildfire around these sites. That leads us to our first tip – make sure your content is outstanding.

CONTENT

Do not try to create a viral campaign with boring content.  Nobody wants to see this in the first place and people sure as heck will not forward it to their friends. It is a badge of honor for people to compete with one another to see who can send the most compelling video or news article.  The best ones get the best comments.  Weak content will get either no comments or a “wtf”?  (Note – you don’t want that).

WHO YOU TARGET

Depending on your marketing strategy, you already have some idea of what types of people are on the sites you have chosen for your social media marketing campaign.  Now you want to figure out how to best target them.  Here are a few tips to get your customer’s interested in your content:

1.     Emotional Responses:  People are emotional creatures.  If they find something rofl funny they will forward it. If it really makes them angry, they will forward it.  Whatever content you have in your ad, make sure it compels them to forward it.  Happy or sad, it will still get your content out there.

2.    Differentiate Yourself:  Give them something different, something that has never been done before.  If the content you create is just like everyone else’s, then it will just be viewed as tired and regular.  Stand out – make people take notice.

3.    Have An Understated Approach:  Don’t pack so much content into an ad that it becomes overwhelming.  Make sure it is subtle and understated.  Nobody wants to see traditional advertising and more important nobody is going to take the extra step to forward it.

4.    Add Freebies – If you can do it – add free stuff to your campaign.  This will undoubtedly get people moving to put your link on their page or forward your message to their friends.  In a progressively what’s in it for me era, give the people what they want – something for nothing – and you’ve got a customer for life.

And remember, successful viral marketing spreads quickly but like a 24 hour virus, can fade quickly too.  So follow up on your viral ad with additional content or anything to grab your audience’s attention. Make sure the viral ad doesn’t die out as quickly as it caught on.

Launching a successful Social Media Marketing (SMM) campaign is extremely important.  Many people don’t understand social media and the purpose behind it.  Visions of myspace and the koobface virus run rampant through their heads when they hear the phrase social media.  But social media marketing is right up there as a way to get the word out about your product, build relationships and get the buzz and collect data on what other people are doing.

What is Social Media Marketing

Social media marketing is using online communities to publicize and create exposure for your business.  It’s a way to generate and increase traffic to your site and also a way to build new business relationships.

What Type of Site Should You Use

The most common social media sites are Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and YouTube. Joining these sites (free) is a great way to get your foot in the virtual door and see what the buzz is all about.  But there are other sites out there too that are geared toward your niche – forums, blogs, and smaller sites are another great bet for SMM. Do a little internet research and find the sites that fit in with the product or service you are marketing.  Make sure SM the site you use is appropriate for your purposes.  Do not just jump into SMM without having a clear marketing strategy for your business.

Get Involved

Joining conversations on whichever SM site you use will help you to engage with prospective customers.  In other words, don’t just sit there – talk.  Be open and honest with the members here – if they see a hint of lacking integrity, they will avoid you and tell everybody else to do so.  Also, create some great content for SM sites – add articles, videos or podcasts, or blog.  The more content you add, the more traffic you are going to attract.  There is no better way to get repeat customers to your site, at no cost, than to use Social Media Marketing.

What Not To Do

Do not immediately starting marketing your brand to prospective customers. Take some time to create relationships, build trust and let customers know you can add value for them.  This will encourage people to visit your site.  Word spreads quickly around these sites too – the best advertising is word of mouth when people are telling their friends and connections all about you.

Understand the Tools

Spend some time understanding various social marketing sites.  Become a member and an active user of the sites that are relevant to your product and then you will be able to successfully utilize them for marketing.  Check out some of the groups on these sites (do a quick search to see which groups would be a good fit for your product and also how many members belong) and then join up.  Posting a comment on the wall of a Facebook group is a great way to get the word out to a lot of people in a short amount of time.

Some of the experts think that using SMM is the next big step in SEO.  Make sure you are on the forefront of using Social Media to reach out and touch the masses, build relationships and get the word out about your product.

Having a phenomenal website won’t do you any good if you aren’t able to get traffic to the site. It might be easy to navigate and have killer content but if nobody knows it’s there, it won’t do you any good.  Here are five ways to generate traffic to your site at no cost.

Use keywords in hyperlinks

A lot of the big content sites have already figured this out but hyperlink important words or phrases in your content pages so search engines will find your page during a search.  Think about when you look at an article on Wikipedia – random words in the content are hyperlinked to take you to another page.  That ensures Wikipedia comes up first in a search…and it almost always does.

Develop pages of content that revolve around certain keywords

Make sure those pages have a lot of the keywords you want to come up in a search.  Make sure all of your pages are not exactly alike – you could run into some problems with the search engine police that way.  But add certain pages related to each product you sell or each service you offer.  That will increase your chances of ranking higher in a search and having traffic come to your site.

Submit your website URL to search engines

Submitting your website’s URL to the big search engines like Google or Yahoo will increase traffic to the site.    These sites will have links on them for you to do that and it’s quick and painless but will generate results for you.  Watch out for the scammer people who want you to pay them to do it for you – not necessary.

Start a blog

Blogging is another great way to generate traffic to your site. Blog about stuff you know that is relevant to what you are offering.  This will increase your chances of generating traffic through search engine rankings but also give you the opportunity to build a fan base.  Those fans are great to have because if you are a popular blog, they’ll do the work for you.  They will start linking to your blogs or emailing links to their connections.  Very handy in the word of mouth world.

Link to other websites and ask them to link to yours

Look for websites that offer services that are close to yours and ask them for a reciprocal link.  Go with a site that is about the same size as yours – too big and your request won’t be answered, too small and it won’t be worth the space on your page.  It’s worth the time to use a membership site like http://value-exchange.sitesell.com/.  Search Engines are looking for links and the better the link the higher your ranking is going to be.  This site will facilitate the exchanging of links between you and like-minded others. So register your link to let other people know you’re up for a link partnership.  Oh, and it’s free.

There are tons of ways to promote your website and generate traffic to your site but these five make sense and won’t cost you a dime.  Like they say – the best things in life – virtual or otherwise – are free.

Web 2.0 is quickly becoming an online marketers dream.  Sites like Facebook.com, which only a few years ago catered to the high school crowd, are quickly attracting business folk and soccer moms alike and these people love the ability to keep up with friends and family through social networking. Twitter.com is another Web 2.0 site that has quickly caught on and generates many followers – it’s easy to market yourself and/or your product by updating your ‘tweets’ on the site.

Great Way To Generate Page Clicks

Many sites will allow you to update your links, html, articles, etc., to your social networking site.  If you write an article for Associatedcontent.com, upon publication the document will immediately link to your Facebook and Twitter pages. This is a great way for any online marketer to generate page clicks to specific websites with very little effort.

Promote Product Through Social Bookmarking

Social bookmarking is another up-and-coming way to either promote your own website by submitting your page to sites like Stumbleupon.com and other users on those sites can bookmark your site as one of their favorites.  You simply add your website to social bookmarking sites yourself and web surfers using that site now have the ability to come across it in their searches.

Add Pages To Favorites

If you’re good about adding other people’s pages to your favorites, they will likely reciprocate. Updating your social networking status will also allow your information to rise to the top. This makes other people take notice of you and brings you to the forefront of their minds. Updating your twitter status for example will increase your following. The more followers you have, the more people will be aware of your products and services.

Best Web 2.0 Strategy

In order for any marketing plan (2.0 or otherwise) to be effective, a business must develop a thorough marketing plan before blasting content out to the web.  Make sure your results are measurable – are you getting sales conversions and repeat customers, and are your marketing dollars being wisely spent?  A good web 2.0 strategy will allow customers to trust you and come to you for advice which should be a main goal of your overall strategy anyway.

Web 2.0 strategies are also a very effective way to reach a mass audience at a very low cost.  Most web 2.0 sites have credibility and rank high in a search engine. Create a Facebook page for your product.  It’s free to join and a very effective marketing strategy.  Once you have a page for your product, create a group for your product as well. This is very effective especially if you have a niche market.

People Will Join Your Group

People who like your product or service will join your group and then your site will be visible from their page to all of their connections. This will result in more traffic to your site and increase your connections.

Web 2.0 is more than just an online cocktail party for people to network with others.  It is a viable and easy marketing strategy geared toward utilizing credible and popular sites to generate traffic to your own.  Effective use of these sites can potentially make your own site one of the popular kids on the virtual block as well.

With companies downsizing, filing chapter 11 and out and out liquidating, online businesses have become a successful way for a lot of people to make a living. But the online business world is vast to say the least; therefore, it’s imperative to determine what your business is going to be and then develop a niche of that market. A niche is a segment or a portion of a bigger market. Once you figure out your niche, you can then implement marketing strategies.

Difference Between Affiliate Marketer & Product Creator

Niche marketing is the best way to be successful in an online venture. Once you determine your niche market you can then decide if you want to be an affiliate marketer or a product creator.  What’s the difference between the two?  Well, affiliate marketers earn their money by selling other people’s products online.  These affiliates earn commissions for each product sale they generate by driving internet traffic to their client’s sites.

Affiliates don’t have to worry about the general expenses associated with creating products.  Product creators are in total control of their product but they also have the hassles of outsourcing the development of the product if they can’t create it themselves. Other types of niche markets might be information services or ebooks. Writing and publishing eBooks is a way to earn income after determining your niche. Write a how-to book for people you targeted in that niche.  Once you determine your niche, there are thousands of self-publishing sites which can guide you through the publication process.

Determine Your Targeted Market

If you are offering a service, niche marketing will also work for you. Again it is important to determine your targeted market. You may want to determine possible demographics for the service you provide.  Once you figured out who you want to offer your service to, there are keys to ensuring your niche marketing strategy works.  Make sure you use optimal keywords to drive traffic to your site. Many companies are using articles strategically placed in the margins of their sites that are keyword optimal to ensure they come up in a search.

What Is The Secret To Finding Internet Niche Markets?

Well, fortunately there is no secret. You simply do your research to determine if you are going to profit from a niche market not create one that is going to be an epic fail.  Use sites such as www.dummies.com or other sites such as www.ebay.com or www.amazon.com to find viable niche markets.  Mainstream television and radio are also great places to get ideas for niche markets.  And keep in mind the power of networking with family and friends to get their ideas for what is important to them.

Make Sure Your Niche Market Is Viable

A lot of people have ideas on what will constitute a niche market but I repeat, make sure it is viable.  Online resources such as the ones listed above have already done the research to make sure that the products that they identified are practical moneymakers.  Sites like www.associatedcontent.com or www.ehow.com will give you updates of the most popular articles and categories on certain subjects. This is also a great way to get ideas for niche markets.  What buzz is being generated around which product or service?   Figure that out and you’ve got yourself a niche.

Getting the word out about a business whether it is a brick and mortar or an online venture, is easier than ever, and thanks to using email lists. But are they effective?  Well, in a word, yes! Email marketing campaigns are very effective if you have current customers or are trying to acquire new customers.  Email marketing campaigns are much cheaper for businesses than direct mail or other types of promotions.

Advantage Of Email Marketing

Low cost is the biggest advantage of email marketing promotions.  Also, with email marketing you have the ability to cast a wide net when getting the word out about your product or service. It’s also very efficient. You can generate your own list or you can rent an email list from other companies if you don’t have one of your own. Email marketing campaigns are speedy - delivery time is instantaneous.  Another advantage is the ability to convert to a sale.

Research has shown that it takes customers an average of nine visits to a site before making a purchase. Emailing the customer keeps your name in the forefront of their mind so they remember to visit your site regularly – say, for nine times.  Keeping in touch with customers via email will also increase repeat sales for existing customers.

Email Marketing Campaigns

Email marketing campaigns are also great ways to generate customer feedback on your site, products, service, etc., without having to go to a big expense of obtaining this precious feedback from market research or surveys.  Email marketing can also generate traffic to your brick and mortar store.  Many people will do research on the website before going into a store to purchase directly. Email campaigns can help steer traffic that way as well.

Email Marketing Is Essential For Affiliate Marketers.

Successful affiliate marketers know that an email campaign is one of the best ways to get the word out about the business they represent.  One affiliate marketing technique is to email free articles or links to those articles which is a quick and effective way to generate traffic to a site. Retailers are hugely successful at email marketing.  Their content always includes private sales or coupons just for email subscribers.  Customers won’t generally want to opt out of these money saving deals.

Popular List Building Strategies

There are many list building strategies that can help in a successful email marketing campaign. One of the more popular strategies is developing and producing a newsletter for subscribers.   A well developed newsletter can be very interesting to many people.  Make sure your newsletter gives the reader value, something other than just a sales message.  If your newsletter is chock full of sales and promotion items, readers won’t bother to open it.  Make sure it is well designed and esthetically pleasing.

Design Newsletter

A nicely designed newsletter full of informative and interesting content can be very impacting to a customer and can also lead to generating sales.   If you don’t want to develop your own newsletter, you can always purchase space in somebody else’s and get your message out that way. One of the disadvantages of email marketing is that there can be difficulty in tracking the results.  But a bigger issue is also that of customer’s permission.

Take Permission To Send Newsletters

If you don’t have a person’s permission to send newsletters to their email address, you could be considered ‘spamming’ their email. This could cause you tremendous problems with the foremost being your email account could potentially be closed down. One way to get a customer’s permission is by giving them the option to sign up for your newsletter when they visit your site. This way, the customers subscribe to your newsletter of their own accord and are less likely to feel barraged with spam from your site. You won’t lose credibility with a potential or current client.

All in all, if you keep your email marketing campaign credible, unsubscribe people upon request, and do not deluge their mailboxes with an overload of emails, you have the ability to generate sales and repeat traffic from satisfied customers.

Search Engine Optimization or SEO is an advantageous way to ensure more traffic your website. More than 80% of internet users search sites such as Google.com when they are looking for something on the web.   Most people are not going to view pages and pages of search results to find what they are looking for.  42% of people are going to click on the first item that comes up in an internet search and you are going to want your product to be in that first spot. This is where SEO comes into play.  You cannot purchase that top spot.  The businesses in that top spot are the ones with the most or the highest rankings based on the results of the search engines.

Types Of Search Engine Results

There are two types of results which will come up when a person searches on a search engine.  The first is the natural result which is a result of the keywords you put into your search engine.  If you type ‘books’ into www.google.com, Barnes and Noble and Amazon will be in the topmost results every time.  There is also a column to the right of the ‘natural’ search and that is the sponsored link column.  These are businesses that pay search engines to link to their product or service. If you type ‘books’ into your search engine, sponsored or paid ads to www.dealoz.com or www.half.com will come up in the search.

Ways To Utilize Search Engine Optimization

Some ways to utilize SEO are to ensure that your copy has many of the top keywords pertaining to your business.  Keywords “used books”, “books for sale” and “mystery books” are all going to bring Amazon to the top of the search.  Another way to optimize your search is to have other relevant websites link to yours.  Having content in the form of articles on your site is great way for your site to come up in a search.

Make sure the articles are compelling and include all of the keywords that you think people might search for.  Keyword analysis is imperative for any internet marketing venture to be successful.  You have to know what customers are looking for and have that information readily available on your site – in the form of articles, links and keywords. If you want to make money with your online business (and who doesn’t?) then it is important to use SEO to drive traffic to your site.  SEO will deliver a constant flow of new customers to your site.

Other Ways To Generate Traffic

It’s important to keep your website traffic engaged once they get to your site so make sure it is easy to navigate through your pages.  Another way to generate traffic is to use social bookmarking site like Stumbleupon.com.  It’s free to register and once you are there, you can register your website and give it a ‘like it’ (an online thumbs up).  Then other people who have interests in your type of content, when doing a random search, have the opportunity to ‘stumble upon’ your site.

Be Aware Of Scammers

Finally, be aware of scammers – they’re here, there, and virtually everywhere.  Stay away from the folks that come to you promising guaranteed instant results or top placements.  These guarantees are not possible.  It takes a lot of time and patience to develop a website that will be in the top results of a search, but it’s not impossible.  Just make sure you add quality content, rich keywords, and links to other sites and your site will rise to the top.

What is Pay Per Click or PPC Marketing?

The concept in a nutshell is that marketers purchase sponsored text ads which then show up on the SERPs (search engine results pages).  Instead of paying for an advertisement in advance, businesses will pay a pre-determined fee (which they bid on) each time a customer clicks on that ad.  These ads are text based ads, not fancy flash advertisements.

Compared to traditional advertising methods, PPC has many advantages.  One of the advantages is that it can be measured through various tracking software which lets you see results immediately and measure the effectiveness of your ad campaign. The key is to optimize your copy on your landing page to ensure that you have the right keywords to generate the traffic to your site.

The Best Way To Bid On Keywords

It can be very expensive to bid on keywords – the best ones go for the highest bids.  PPC is also a good way to decide whether a more robust advertising campaign will be successful.  If your keywords are generating a lot of traffic and your tracking shows you are getting a lot of results, you may decide a full Search Engine Optimization campaign is in order.

Top Three Search Engines Offering PPC

There are many search engines offering PPC that you can use to generate traffic to your site or a site you represent as an affiliate.  The top three are Google AdSense, Yahoo Search Marketing and MSN AdCenter.  The differences are:

•    Bidding Amounts – amounts you would bid on your keywords.  If your product is a tennis racquet and you want your product to come up first in a search, you would bid a certain amount per click.

•    Tracking Reports - tracking reports can vary between sites.  Make sure you research the type of information you want to track to ensure it is readily available from whichever PPC search engine you choose.

•    Click Through Rates & Conversions – if your keyword has a low amount of clicks, these engines have different criteria for potentially dropping your keyword.  This is a rare occurrence though but might be something to keep in mind.

Disadvantages Of PPC

One of the disadvantages of PPC is fraud – that means someone (usually a competitor) clicks on your ad continually constituting a high fee on your part for zero revenue.  There are solutions to this type of fraud because your tracking report will usually show that the clicks are coming from the same IP address.  If this occurs, contact your PPC Search Engine right away.  Another disadvantage is that a PPC ad is time-consuming as you will generally need to monitor if you are being outbid on certain keywords.

Auto-Bidding Is The Solution For PPC Fraud

One solution to this is auto-bidding which most PPC search engines offer, but it still needs to be closely monitored.  If you’re not paying attention to the ‘PAY’ per click – you could end up paying a small fortune.PPC advertising is geared toward small to medium sized internet businesses.  PPC doesn’t always work for affiliate marketing. These companies will want to check out the rules that the PPC Search Engine has for affiliate marketing because, like the reports, these vary.

Large and small corporations use this advertising method and one of the advantages is that small corporations can now compete against larger corporations for keywords.   80% of internet traffic comes from search engines, so, when used effectively and correctly, PPC marketing strategies can have definitive results.

Welcome to the first of many posts in my beginner’s affiliate marketing and Internet marketing strategy tutorials. To be honest, I really would like to get straight into my sort of advanced Internet marketing strategies, but this being a new blog I thought would be best to build up to that point with some foundation posts.

Now admittedly, I don’t particularly like to write articles about basic Internet marketing methods because at this point, I’m a little past the point where basic affiliate marketing information gets me excited. So what I’ll try to do is compensate for both you and I; I’m going to give you the information in spite of the pain It may cause me.

So sit back relax and let’s do some fun learning about basic affiliate marketing…

A Quick Introduction to Affiliate Marketing

Okay, so basically in affiliate marketing there are two components to the whole deal. Well actually three:

The affiliate - the individual, often referred to as an affiliate marketer who promotes and refers sales for other people’s products online. The products can be physical (diet pills, etc.) or digital goods (e-books, software, etc). In return the affiliate gets what’s called a commission. A commission is usually a percentage of the referred transaction. An affiliate can also earn money by referring a lead to a company who is willing to pay for leads (such as names and emails).

So for example if you’re an affiliate, you might promote an e-book that teaches the reader secrets to improving their golf swing. Now say this is a $40 e-book and its commission is 50%, therefore you would earn $20 for every sale you referred as an affiliate.

The merchant - the person who really benefits the most out of the whole deal, or often called the product vendor is the owner and creator of the product. The merchant will either have an in-house affiliate program for which an affiliate can sign up, or they may add their product to an affiliate network like Clickbank. The affiliates receive what’s called an affiliate link and can then promote the merchants product for a commission, or percentage of the product’s price.

The customer - the absolute most important factor in the whole equation, is the one who has the money. If the person who has the money finds neither the affiliate nor the merchant, then we’re both broke. There are several ways for an affiliate to find and target interested customers in order to refer sales, but that’s a topic for another post (coming soon).

The Benefits of Affiliate Marketing

I think, and this is hard to dispute, affiliate marketing is the absolute best way to start making money online. Affiliate marketing offers tons of benefits and upside as opposed to the downside of affiliate marketing.

• Affiliates don’t have to carry any stock or worry about delivering any product to the customer. Once the prospective customer clicks to your affiliate link and goes on to buy the product, the affiliate gets paid and the merchant has to deal with all further responsibility.

• Affiliate marketing is easy as hell. Even if this is the first article you’ve ever read about affiliate marketing or Internet marketing in general, you could go on the Internet and find enough information on affiliate marketing today to theoretically start making money within the next couple of days.

• One What I mean by that is on the type of person who likes some good competition. Usually I come out on top, but if you stick to reading this blog and following my strategies you’ll most likely be coming out on top more often than not.

• Affiliate marketing is a lazy man’s way to make money online. You can literally work an hour or two a day and still make some nice extra spending money on the Internet as an affiliate. Then if you want to take it to the next level and become a full-time affiliate marketer, it’s probably the easiest and quickest way to get to that point.

• You can start making money with affiliate marketing with no list, no website, and best of all no money. Does it help to have money? Absolutely; but you can start without a dime to your name. In fact, on one promotion I made over $9k and never spent a dime in advertising.

• Affiliate marketing is his overall kick ass. That’s really all there is to it.

• Affiliate marketing is a billion-dollar industry with literally millions of niches. Simply put, there’s always money to be made.

Affiliate Marketing Lesson 1 Recap

So let’s quickly go over what you’ve learned in lesson one, my introduction to affiliate marketing…

Affiliates promote other people’s products and earn a commission whenever they refer a sale or generate a lead. Merchants or vendors create these products and either place them in an affiliate network or run their own in-house affiliate program. Customers are targeted by affiliates and a variety of different strategies and methods, by in which they take the recommendation of the affiliate and purchase the merchant’s product.

So there it is, the bare-bones basics of affiliate marketing. If this is the first time you’ve heard of affiliate marketing, you should be very excited right now. That’s because we’ve got a lot of learning to do in a huge journey in front you. The best part is you can start and continue that journey right here on this blog.

In lesson two of my series of affiliate marketing guides I’m going to go over how affiliates use affiliate and CPA networks. You’re going to learn:

• The difference and advantages or disadvantages of pay per sale versus pay per lead

• All about Clickbank and a couple of my other favorite affiliate networks

• A fool-proof strategy to getting accepted by any affiliate or CPA network even if you’re the greenest of newbies.

Affiliate marketing is an awesome way to get started making money online. And my blog here at ground zero profits is an awesome way to start learning how to make a lot of money online from someone who knows. So tuned and you might want to sign up to my RSS feed.

Your Homework

You didn’t think I’d let you off that easy did you? You’ve got an assignment!

1. Go on Google and search and read 20 articles about affiliate marketing. Trust me, there’s a lot of good solid information out there. Really get acquainted with the subject of affiliate marketing before continuing onto lesson.

2. Ask any questions you may have right now by leaving a comment below. You can also contact me directly if you wish. I’ll be adding all questions and answers to the blog in some sort of fashion ( I haven’t decided yet).

3. Get excited. Because you’re at the start of an awesome journey. For rizzle… Yeah, I said “for rizzle”.

4. Sign up to the RSS feed for GZP by click HERE – now! Don’t wait. Once you do that, email me with confirmation of your subscribing to the feed and I’ll I’ve got a cool gift for you, just for doing so.

What are you waiting for? Chop-chop… andele, andele… vamanos… Let’s Go! Seriously, stop reading this non-sense and get to work.